“I just bought this chair and none of the reviews mentioned this.”

“I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this.”

An “extra-large” dog pool

When the hole isn’t where you expected it to be — and the coffee ends up in your lap

Ah yes, white chocolate.

When you’re expecting a pop tart and you see this

“Wanted to have a fat avocado for breakfast but didn’t expect it to be 9 months pregnant...”

“The way we advertise our Jack-o’-lantern pizzas vs the way I like to make them for customers”

“I paid $8 for this at the movies.”

When you try to do something nice for the dog

An ergonomic dining table for the cat...

Empa-nada

Pearls of wisdom: Be cautious when ordering online.

“Yup. This is my wedding cake.”

“Was supposed to get 3 animated pumpkins, and today, the 3 on the right showed up.”

Looks slightly smaller in the seller’s pictures...

“The cake that we ordered vs what they made”

“Expected half but ended up with one whole pepperoni!”

That’s some really good advertising.

“My dream bed finally arrived.”